Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.

Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.

by writerpunk August 10, 2016

floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

Lung Oyster

a semi-solid ball of phlegm one coughs up

Dude, I coughed up a fucking lung oyster the other day

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017

the world is my oyster

I can do whatever I want in this world.

From Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor:
Why, then the world is my oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
(2.2.3-4), Pistol to Falstaff

I'm rich biaaatch!

by Shakespearean December 15, 2008

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006

dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster

boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog

by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012