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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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Obsessive Meeting Disorder

One who frequently schedules meetings to talk about how and what should be done. The total amount of meeting time nearly doubles the actual time to complete the task.
Did you get that meeting invite from Jim?" "Yeah, that's the third one this week." "I'm starting to think he has Obsessive Meeting Disorder - OMD
by lanman1219 December 4, 2010
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Obsessive Taping Disorder

Using way more packing tape than necessary when mailing back a return purchase. You know it's overkill but you just can't help yourself.
I can't seem to stop my Obsessive Taping Disorder. I need to talk to someone about it.
by Ae5Ea8 June 2, 2015
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Obsessive Hippie Disorder

a Disorder that plagues conservatives and makes them obsesses about a moment that is no longer relevant in a attempt to create a new smear word to scare Americans away from good liberal ideas that could help America.
Anything that ever relates to what a hippie is sets them off and cause them to hateful rant
See that wingnut ranting about liberal policies being {hippie politics? That guy has Obsessive Hippie Disorder
by Debunking Partisan Lies November 22, 2011
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obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.
A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=
by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007
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Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

Also called OCD.
When someone has a huge crush on Benedict Cumberbatch.

When someone is far too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective.
Alternative word for OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Friend: Let's watch Doctor Strange!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOCTOR STRANGGGEEEE! BENEEEDICTTTTT CUMBBBERRBACTHHH!!!!

Friend: You definitely have an Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder...
by SherlockHolmesObsession March 20, 2017
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Obsessive iPhone Disorder

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.
"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."
by Hailey Snow June 29, 2012
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