OBFL

One Beer For Life

OBFL - Jesus Fuck, I was gonna go for one beer.
Now it's Tuesday, 3:30AM and I'm in line at Boustan.
FUCK! I have to be at work in six hours.
Can I crash on your couch?
I'll buy a shirt on the way into the office.
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Pronunciation may vary.
May be emitted as a series of slurred grunts, punctuated with hip thrusts at various girls, and cursing loudly.

by OBFL May 6, 2011

OBFD

obsessive brian fox disorder or OMD

She has an OBFD cuz hes so friggen hot tht she loves him

by CHILA May 22, 2008

obfoxious

ob⋅fox⋅ious  /əbˈfɒkʃəs/ uhb-fok-shuhs

–adjective

1. a combination of "obnoxious" and "Fox";

2. describes people or things that are objectionable or offensive in the same vein as Fox News;

Synonyms include: extremist, biased, bigoted, inaccurate, ignorant, misleading, manipulative, full of shit

Tom: Did you know Dave campaigned for McCain/Palin?

Mike: Doesn't surprise me, he's obfoxious as hell.

by golddigger4010 November 22, 2009

Obflagerated

To disgust to the point of fascination

Train wrecks, car accidents, Paris Hilton's Career
"I wish I had looked away, but I was obflagerated."

by miChere August 21, 2006

Obfantasy

A sexual fantasy over which one obsesses.

My girlfriend has an obfantasy about a possition she was in during last night's lovin'.

by dcstoo August 4, 2007

Obfusticate

A secret word used to signal a friend that you prefer not to engage in the activity of the moment.

Obfusticate and leave me alone. or I need some alone time right now.

by Spanky Magoon March 22, 2009

obfuckingvious

too fucking obvious to mention

- "Hey, you know, biofuel and hydrogen are hoaxes.. "
- "Great, Einstein ! That's been obfuckingvious for years now."

by shitw°lk June 18, 2008