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opposite marriage

I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
by dichron April 22, 2009
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Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.
Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.
by Synoryth November 5, 2009
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opposite twin

My mf nigga that been by my side since day 1
by Tiva.marcy March 16, 2017
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Opposite Animal

The rules of the fun game Opposite Animal are as follows:

(1) The round begins with one person naming any animal.

(2) A second person then names the animal that is the opposite of that animal.

(3) Any participant may affirm or deny the merits of (2) as it relates to (1).

(4) If (2) is deemed not to be the opposite animal of (1), the game continues until the opposite animal is identified.

(5) Once the opposite animal is identified, return to (1).
Mohammed: "Hey guys, what's the opposite animal of a wooly mammoth?"
Kim: "Probably like an emperor penguin."
Fatema: "No, that can't be right, they both live in cold habitats."
Kim: "What about a pit viper?"
Fatema: "Hm, that sounds about right."
Mohammed: "Pit viper is correct."
Kim: "Well, what's the opposite animal of a hammerhead bat?"
by Turler August 3, 2018
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opposite day

¨hey you know how warner bros fired johnny depp instead of amber heard well it was opposite day¨
by pnatth January 5, 2021
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opposite of saloni

See their is opposite of saloni behind a tree
by Nil nitin mukesh November 26, 2021
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Opposite of a hoarder

The opposite of a hoarder is known as a de clutterer. This person may compulsively get rid of belonging that are theirs and also things that do not belong to them. This person typically does not understand that everything they get rid of will eventually be needed. This leads to the dilemma of the individual having to rebuy things they have decluttered.
“Misty was the opposite of a hoarder. Her lifestyle was the barest of necessities.”
by Itsanotherword… February 16, 2022
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