opossum

“Did you hear that owl and that mouse had a baby?”
“Yeah man the scientific word is opossum”
“That’s some pans labyrinth shit”
by weeeeeeeeeeeeee! December 04, 2021
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opossum

FAKE, Faker, fake as fuck, pretending to be something you are not.

Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.

Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!
Hey bruh, stay away from that one...she's a opossum.
by NoJennyJustJude April 13, 2021
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Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
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Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.
Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.
by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018
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