numpty

An idiot, a silly person

"You're going to look like a right numpty."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

nump

A mix of 'nap' and 'dump'. The act of, while taking a dump, falling asleep on the toilet. Often used as a way to have a quick nap at the workplace, by hiding in a bathroom stall to take a nap.

I was so hung over I took 3 numps today.
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He's so lazy, he numps more than he works.

by Spanky Shmanky November 12, 2005

Numptee

An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching

Oh you numptee

by Big L March 7, 2004

Numptyfoot

adj., v. To walk around wearing one shoe and sock, while the other foot is bare; also Numptyfooted, Numptyfooting

Brian kicked off a shoe, and spent the afternoon numptyfooting on the lawn.

by Brian August 2, 2004

Numsegardi

scientifically proved to be the highest number, by Dr. Peter Jørgensen and professor Kasper Pedersen.

Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.

Christina Aguilera sees a man in red shoes. Afterwards she yells: "Huhargh", then people speak out loud: "NUMSEGARDI!"

by The god of all words March 5, 2009

numpler

a condition where one testicle is bigger than the other, common to gingers who are THE BEST

My numpler means my right ball is way bigger than my left.

by siwi2524 July 30, 2010

numismaddict

A person who is addicted to acquiring wonderful, beautiful, expensive, precious metal coins. A numismaddict is someone who is diagnosed as not being in control of their impulses or need to buy coins, even to the point of going broke to obtain them.

Numismaddicts sometimes "coin" new words to describe their fanatical passion for coins.

His numismaddict behavior eventually drove him to the poor house. Fortunately, Numismaddicts Anonymous was there to help him share his obsession with other numismaddicts. Professional treatment is also available.

by Coin Monger February 21, 2013