The Juggernaut Bitch is an animated epic tale of a muscle-bound gentleman pimp. In it, we learn of his skillful tailoring, strong pimp hand, and affinity for rape.
Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.
Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.
The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.
Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
Sadly, the Juggernaut is estranged from his half-brother, Charles, and gets into a physical altercation with him. When Charles uses his mental mama jamba to give Juggernaut an acid flashback, fellow pimp Black Tom comes to his rescue by hitting Charles with a pimp cane.
Later, Black Tom is acosted by the villainous Ketchup, a pimp from outer space whose costume is made of Laffy Taffy. By the grace of God, Juggernaut comes to the rescue and defeats the evil Ketchup and his henchmen.
The epic tale finally ends when a group of teenagers stage a home invasion. Juggernaut and his cohorts fight back and many rapes are to be had, especially the young Asian chick. Because Asian chicks love the rape.
Juggernaut returns in a sequel where he battles the shark that ate Samuel L. Mothafuckin Jackson in Deep Blue Sea and trashes a bridge.
"I'm The Juggernaut Bitch! I'm a kill him, and I'm a rape him and I'm a eat his fuckin' costume!"
"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
"Yo, man, who's the big guy in that fist fight?"
"He's the Juggernaut, bitch, and after he beats that guy to death he's going to rape him."
by dr. deathproof December 9, 2009
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A perk on Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare that enables the user to incur extra damage without dying. Often used by the most homosexual of online gamers, Juggernaut users usually die after being shot 31 times, when most weapons only shoot 30 rounds.
Major enemy of: the headshot; the knife attack.
Major ally to: the noob tube; the random grenade.
Major enemy of: the headshot; the knife attack.
Major ally to: the noob tube; the random grenade.
Man one: I had that motherfucker dead but he's camping in corner with a SAW and Juggernaut.
Man two: What a dicklicker.
Man two: What a dicklicker.
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Commonly used with noob tube or last stand too ensure even more gay noob like behavior
Commonly used with noob tube or last stand too ensure even more gay noob like behavior
dude thats bullshit! i shot this guy with a fucking 55. Beretta and he didnt die, stupid bitch must be using Juggernaut.
by T!MAY January 31, 2009
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Get the juggernauts mug.The juggernaut is also known as the baddest muthafucka in the world. He makes custom made suits, has a dick so long has to keep it in his boots, has a prestigious X-rated film career, spent 30 years in Guantanamo Bay, and can basically slap the shit out of any bitch that crosses him.
All in all, he's just the Juggernaut. Bitch.
All in all, he's just the Juggernaut. Bitch.
"Oh, it's the Juggernaut, bitch!! Do ya know who the fuck I am?"
"I thought Juggernaut was the baddest muthafucka in the world"
"I thought Juggernaut was the baddest muthafucka in the world"
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