phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.

Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.

by bkn June 13, 2014

notificated

Being annoyed by an intoxicating amount of notifications (the similarity to "intoxicated" differentiates it from the simple "notified")

Twitter made my phone beep twice for each tweet I got mentioned in today. I am feeling notificated.

by Badbird November 24, 2013

Notifuckation

A Noti'FUCK'ation is a play on words from the term 'Notification'.
The term in general relates to unwanted spam notifications received on social networking sites such as facebook. Generally from applications.

"Oh Cool, I've got a Notification"
IT READS:
JOIN YOUR FRIENDS NOW! MAKE SURE YOU ADD YOUR BUDDIES ON MOB WARFARE!
"Oh no! A Notifuckation!

by Bennnooo October 8, 2009

notification-rape

When you get a stupid amount of notifications on Facebook over a short period of time

When Josh Gates doesn't watch his back Seth, Katarina, and Jessica will notification-rape him.

by Katarina W. August 13, 2010

Notification bomb

The act of getting a group of people to all get on to a certain person's Facebook page and like everything on that page. When that person gets on Facebook later, they will have hundreds of notifications.

Ex. John: "Dude I got onto Facebook and had 143 notifications! I was excited until I realized it was because of you asshole dropping a notification bomb on me."

by Bill Murray Ate My Baby December 13, 2010

Notification Bankruptcy

The act of not receiving any Facebook notifications relating to you over a long period of time. Also known as FAS (Forever Alone Syndrome)

"I declared Notification Bankruptcy after logging on for the first time in weeks."

by Charle Norris October 23, 2011

Notifibuse

To Abuse someone with Notifications. Lots of notifications.

*Le crush has uploaded 69 new photos*

LIKE ALL THE PICS!!! ^_^ ^_^

Le crush Notifibused.

Le crush Unfriends you.

*Forever Alone* :'( :'( :'(

by Shermatron May 10, 2012