Ontimus Noticus

Latin for a person whom cannot be on time.

Angie's nickname at work is 'Ontimus Noticus'. She has set a record by being late 183 days last year.

by Kevbob October 4, 2006

Two Finger Notice

When you can no longer continue employment at your current job you give them both middle fingers on the way out the door. This type of self-termination is effective immediately. Giving a two finger notice almost guarantees you won't be able to work there again regardless of a change of mind. This notice is usually given by those that are mistreated by their boss(es) for an extended period of time. A person reaches their breaking point and is no longer able to give a regular two weeks’ notice. This type of notice is more common in minimum wage jobs (blue collar) but can be performed at any job or career. Many contemplate doing this but few actually follow through.

I could no longer take shit from Bill my boss so I gave him my two finger notice today.

by mgibson746 April 14, 2014

natica

A black dude with a white ass and blue cock likes to eat the souls of your children

Natica enjoys eating your children

by Ghostboxbeat July 31, 2016

novicaphobia

The irrational fear of one's mother-in-law.

She was hindered from visiting her mother by her husband's novicaphobia.

by postulio89 September 8, 2007

Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks

Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice

by Towrope November 17, 2020

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

short notice

When a person gives you absolutely no fucking time to arrange plans.

Jesus Richard it's a bit short notice isn't it, I can't make it tonight sorry.

by Nathan2495 January 18, 2017