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Not the NSA

The epitome of the American male. Not the NSA radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it's ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women. He's slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Not the NSA carves his own path. He wears, drives, drinks, watches, and listens to what he chooses, when he chooses, where he chooses, uninfluenced by fads or advertising campaigns. Not the NSA's style is understated but instantly recognizable. Like a chopped Harley or a good pair of sunglasses: simple, direct, and functional.

Picture a mix between James Bond, Tyler Durden, and the Dos Equis guy
When it is raining, it is because @Not the NSA is thinking of something sad.

Not the NSA's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
by skzr November 7, 2013
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not the jays

something you say when someone poses any threat to your shoes, by stepping on them, spilling something on them, or doing anything that gets them dirty.
Homie: steps on your shoes by accident
BRO WTF NOT THE JAYS U GOT ME FUCKED UP
by DONKAM1948 January 10, 2022
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A sacastic way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Carlos failed his second test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by the semen May 23, 2010
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not the bluey capsule

Person 1: Not the bluey capsule
Person 2: yeah bluey capsule sucks azz

Person3: Blueycapsules fans dni pls
by Ivory The Gay March 20, 2022
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not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).
Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.
by drizzlebam May 19, 2011
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Not the George

Taken from the legendary late George Best. When you are feeling rough,escpecially after a night out or a dodgy take-away.
by Martinique chick November 5, 2010
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Not the full 100

A term used in Australia to define someone who is 'not quite there' in the head. Usually the typical person who is defined as such can be a little bit slow with some things in life or sometimes, for example, not catching on to what is otherwise something oblivious to the naked eye. Alternatively, it can be used for someone who is just having an off day and is stuffing everything up for everyone.
Example I:
Jack: *Starts licking windows*
The Boys: Gee, he really is not the full 100 today is he.

Example II:
Dale: Accidentally pukes everywhere whilst extremely intoxicated
The boys: Fuck, when this cunt is on the piss, he is not the full 100 exactly is he.
by dalespelman2 September 2, 2021
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