"i'm not gay" urinal

The urinal you leave open between yourself and another dude when pissing in a bathroom. A violation of this rule, when there are plenty of urinals, shows that you are gay.

I guess that dude isn't gay, he left the "i'm not gay" urinal open.

by Jake Herman February 14, 2007

I am not gay

Gay code for "I am gay."

Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"

by Alex. P October 30, 2007

i'm not gay urinal

The one urinal space 2 guys leave between them while pissing.

"I always leave an I'm not gay urinal when I use a public bathroom."

by Jon345639876347593409 February 17, 2007

I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

A saying that refers to someone agreeing to do something gay as long as they are making money out of it. This includes kissing, but can extend to other more interesting activities.

"20 bucks if you kiss Steve"
"Sure"
"Wait, what? You're serious?"
"I'm not gay, but $20 is $20"

by Cyberspaxz September 22, 2023

totally not gay

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.

Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!

by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011

totally not gay

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018