Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021

drug nonce

An adult who purchases drugs from someone under the age of 18

A: Who is that dodgy bloke standing outside the youth centre?
B: Oh that's Dean, the drug nonce

by KineticX49 March 14, 2020

Yoghurt Nonce

1.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on a girl’s vagina and licking it off
2.) A man that enjoys putting children’s yoghurt on his cock and balls before having a wank off

What’s going on DOWN there? What are you doing WITH that? THE SICKNESS of that act! You yoghurt nonce!

by 37gang October 16, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who sexually interferes with those members of the Canis Lupus Familiaris species who are yet to acheive full sexual maturity

Person 1: "How's it going you fucking dog nonce?"
Dog Nonce: "Canny sick you fucking queer."

by Well sick dog fucker December 9, 2008

Noncery

Committing an act that is a bit sus around children or underage people. Being a nonce (pedophile).

That is some pure noncery from Jeremy .

by Vexotic__ February 4, 2021

Nonce aware

White van will
Drug dealer Daniel
Molesting Mat
Pedo Pete
Noncy Nigel

Sex Offender Steve
Get In My Van Greg
Raping Ronald

And anyone named Chad

Tom: How is he so cool
Lily: He’s nonce aware

Tilly: Greggs

by noncy gold December 18, 2020

Oh-Noner

Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.

Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.

"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"

by Gorky's Zygotic Glove Puppet January 23, 2014