Fatty Noid

Someone who is fat and a nerd at something..

OMG Your a Fatty Noid

by AreYouGonnaBang'Doe? April 19, 2010

noiding out

the act of being completely idiotic and paranoid. usually has to do with the use of drugs.

shiloh: did you hear about william?
forrest: yeah! apparently he checked his entire apartment for bugs.
shiloh: damn, he must have really been noiding out! Do you know why?
forrest: apparently he is a diagnosed schizo or something, who knew?!

kid smoking weed#1: fuuuuuck i'm totally noiding out man!
kid smoking weed#2: relaaaax, we're at my place, no one is going to bust us.

by midori modesty February 27, 2011

Bongolian Butt-noid

A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia.

My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid.

by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010

Nigger-Noid

A white person who acts black, another definition is someone who's extremely annoying

Person 1:"Why does this white Nigger-Noid think he's black?"

by Untitled mf June 29, 2025

Noid

To activate your cannabinoid receptors through inhalation, generally to smoke weed or to take a dab.

Dude, I'm about to noid the fuck out! Pass me the bong!

by Vincent Van Dabs April 11, 2025

Noided

Noided - (or simply Noid) is a relatively new term used as a derogatory slur against Black people.

This came about as an online community of White people wanted to create a “new N word” to use against Black people.

She’s a Noid/Noided.

by bantaalex January 22, 2022

Noid

Clear-sighted, realistically unafraid. A condition which must necessarily exist in order for the condition of being para-noid to exist.

The only one at the party who had declined the marijuana, he did not have the munchies, did not find every utterance, no matter how inane, hysterically funny, he was more than ready to drive anyone and everyone home if need be, and he was suffering no delusions; absolutely no one was out to get him. While his friends may be paranoid, he was, in a word - noid.

by Monkey's Dad June 6, 2021