nodejs

A new programming framework for JavaScript built on Chrome's V8 JS Engine. Node is a non-blocking I/O language which is efficient and lightweight. Used by Netflix, Discord and a lot more high-level companies. It's becoming the top language for backend APIs & micro-service based infrastructures.

Person 1: Gonna code a bot in Java! Java FTW!
Person 2: Ew, get with the times - use NodeJS bb.

by itsphin April 13, 2017

Node

Ref: Chode: The Node is a vaginal cavity that is equally deep as it is wide, thus perfectly bonding with the Chode. The Node, a very illusive and rare occurrence; when combined with the also very rare Chode, creates a super massive black hole that swallows all of humanity into a dark lifeless pit of gravity sucking nothingness. Hopefully that doesn't happen. Cuz fuck their happiness.

"When you bestowed your Chode, I asked myself, could I ever have another Chode whithin my Node."

by Chode Complex December 16, 2016

node

a 2 in. radius pimple on your ass. It hurts to sit down so u stand all day.

Yo that node on your ass is laying eggs in your asshole.

by Squeo and Zack January 12, 2003

Gylax Node Implosion

In 2004 a person appeared on the interweb calling himself Kal of The Troggs. He stated that he was from the future and by means of the Gylax Node Implosion he was thrust backwards into time to the year 1985 where he hibernated in his stasis cocoon until 1999 the year that we all partied as Prince instructed. He also stated that the Gylax Node was a giant generator device that supplied electricity to the area in which he came from. In November of 2004 the person calling himself Kal of The Troggs said "The Gylax Node has been repaired and i must return to the floating continent" Nobody has heard from him since. Sceptics say that this may have been an extravogant hoax or prank. The only thing that was left from this was a picture of a half frog half man type creature. The Gylax Node Implosion was supposedly caused when a creature known only as Thramdon fell into it causing a massive implosion that distorted the laws of space and time as we know it.

"I have come many nurads to your time by means of the Gylax Node Implosion"

by Red and Brown Grass Rat December 8, 2004

Nodealy

n. A booger.

Dude, go blow your nose, you have a giant nodealy.

by Next Webster August 26, 2013

Nodeldoak

The american word Nodeldoak is a derived from two old latin words, "nodel" meaning "needle" and "doak" meaning "dick". The marriage of the two words was developed in the early to late stages of construction of the latest Virginia Class Submarine, the USS North Dakota.

The coin phrase "nodeldoaking" can often be confused with a Sweedish term for dancing flamboyantly.

"Watch what your doing Nodeldoak" or "That kid Marvin is a real Nodeldoak"

"Yesterday I went to a club where I noticed two dudes Nodeldoaking, it was pretty grotesque"

by diced October 2, 2014

Node12

A young female influencer who communicates through recording electronic mediums for the playback and display of moving visual media that provides so-called hacks for an in-browser multiplayer survival game primarily directed toward homosapiens that are generally the age of nine periods of twelve months who are having an emotional outburst, usually associated with emotional distress because their biological female parent and/or guardian took away their long, thin, solid, cylindrical noodle pasta that is a traditional Italian cuisine for reasons they are unhappy about and/or disagree with.

"I watch Node12 on YouTube!!!!!"
"Omgsies, I AM NODE12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by bakingrabbits November 27, 2020