Nobled

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.

I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled

by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019

Noblesvilleclan

A group of terrorists (based in Noblesville) who run and control the underground market in Indiana

"Did you hear? The Noblesvilleclan Killed 6 people last night!"

by SuperSeLoL August 2, 2023

Hayden Noble

Hayden is a confident, but not too confident person. He plays baseball and is smart but likes to hide it. Everyone smiles when they see him or he cracks a joke.

Person 1: *Smiles*
Person 2: “Why are you smiling?”
Person 1: “I see Hayden Noble”

by VoidDuck November 18, 2019

The Barns and Noble

Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck

That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.

by MaXPuFZ August 20, 2016

Barnes and Noble Restroom

A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom

“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”

by Overlord of Ducks April 5, 2021

Barnes and Noble

A soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.

They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders. CD's and DVD's are overpriced.

Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover.

'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member Card?'

by Dinah S. June 17, 2007

noblet

A word to describe someone who isn't worthy of the accolade of having anything other than a tiny penis

He's such a dick...infact he's not even that...he's a noblet

by smutme October 3, 2011