nowledgeable

A state of not actually knowing anything useful or accurate about something, but insisting that you do in fact know scores on the subject matter in question.

Typically displayed by managers, belligerent ludites and salesmen.

I asked our nowledgeable server vendor for a quote on new CPUs for my DB server. Now I've got a quote on three SANs and SAP....

by The Evil Muppet September 15, 2009

COD Noledge

When people who play Call of Duty think they know anything and or everything about weapons, war, etc.

Stupid Noob: Hey call of duty is so cool, i would be such a good sniper in real life cuz i am in the game.

GI: Stupid noob you obviously have a serious case of COD Noledge, because you can't be born that fuckin retarded

by mastabates June 17, 2009

Finn noble

A fat cunt with big long ass teeth across his forehead. All he does is sits in his room getting a new girl everyday. He sits in his room and eats shity doritos.

Wow look at that slutty fat cunt finn nobles.

Yh i feel sad for him hes such a lonely bastard

by Your_MUM_Gay October 13, 2018

Noble

A Noble is another word for a person who is of the opinion that they are better than others at one particular thing.

A Noble always blames his/her own misdoings on other people so not to lose out on anything.

A Noble is very hard to understand, as one may be a Noble's best friend one day and be called names the next.

A Noble also thinks he/she is the best at CoD:MW2.

Guy: Hey Noble, like that kill?
Noble: NO IT WAS TERRIBLE, I'D DO BETTER, ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT ME!
____________________
Noble: Hey Man!
Guy: Hi, Noble.
*next day*
Guy 2: Hey Noble, I saw you with Guy 1 yesterday!
Noble: Yeah, He's a Dickhead

by The_Mezz_Man May 21, 2010

Noble

A shitty town where the jocks are stuck up and think they are everything that they're not, and the football team loses because the jocks think they're better than each other. The girls are fugly and most of them are sluts, and the school has the highest pregnancy rate of the county and they make anyone that isn't a football player an outcast.

Guy: You guys are such fucking dorks, football is the best sport ever no ones better than me
Girl: Oh my god, that guy is sooo hot, he plays football!

Normal student: God noble is such a shitty town, the team sucks and the jocks are asshole
Normal Student 2: Yeah so true dude. Sick and tired of Noble.

by PrincipleAsshat January 7, 2011

Nobles

1. A large worthless body mass capable of an undeserved power trip, belittling more important beings

Pledge:"That guy is being a 'Nobles'... What a Dick!"

by Norbes December 5, 2009

Barnes and Noble

1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.
2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.
3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that god awful "do you have a membership?" question.
4: Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.

"Excuse me, how do I borrow books?"
"You don't. This is Barnes and Noble. Go to the library down the block."

"Where's your manager?"
"That's a good question. I haven't seen them myself for the past 4 hours."

"I really like feet. What would I have to do to get you to show me your feet??!"

by frikkafrikkaREMIX March 16, 2009