up next

When someone or something is on the verge of blowing up and becoming really successful.

My ex texted me, she knows I'm up next.

by Imqgine June 25, 2021

There's always next year

The Cleveland Browns Fan Motto. Typically used in abundance after week three.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see the Browns get beat by the Buccaneers?

Browns fan: Yep, there's always next year.

by Brownsfan4life March 29, 2012

I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!

Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.

by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010

Star Trek: The Next Generation

The bestest show in the world. You are truly deprived if you have not seen or heard of this show. Watch it immediately.

Star Trek: The Next Generation is the life-giver.

by Randomhuggie January 8, 2010

next door nikki

a pornstar who does soft core porn. very hott.

next door nikki is hot

by nate March 13, 2005

See You Next Tuesday

A clandestine method of calling someone a cunt.

Particularly effective when used prior to a three day week end.

C: See
U: You
N: Next
T: Tuesday

see: catch you next tuesday

Hey Jodi! I'll see you next tuesday!

by Jill Kiar June 27, 2005

Next Question

A 5-star response to a question with an obvious answer. Made notorious by Gnarheads and Bro's alike. This can also be used in reply to observations. Lets face it, it's the ultimate response.

next question.

by Gnartin Scorsese May 3, 2011