Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.

I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.

by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020

Neptune

The Roman name for Posiden, the god of water

I think I saw Neptune walking near the beach shore yesterday.

by An1122 June 9, 2017

Captain Neptune

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

by Colin L. May 19, 2003

neptune

The seventh and final movement of Gustav Holst's "The Planets" entitled "Neptune, the Mystic."

Neptune, the Mystic is the most mystifying of the suite.

by King Poseidon January 31, 2008

Neptune Nugget

When you wake up in the morning and find your big toe lodged in your significant other's asshole.

I really wish I would have trimmed the nail on my big toe because the neptune nugget I gave Sandy last night caused rectal bleeding.

by Framethrower June 8, 2011

Neptune's Bisque

Horrible, fish smelling, soupy diarrhea that results from eating too much seafood.

John Brown: "Careful Martha! If you eat all that seafood sampler you will be sprayin Neptune's Bisque out yer ass in the morning!"
Marthe: "go fuck yourself JB, you hear me? Go fuck yourself!"

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

neptune’s trousers

From spongebob. Mr. Krabs uses this phrase a few times throughout the episodes in the show. Basically means “what the heck”. Also can be used in place of “wow”.

*hears loud noise*

Neptune’s trousers!!! What was that?!

Neptune’s trousers!!! That cat got really high up in that tree!!!

What the Neptune’s trousers is going on here??

by Pipperoo October 15, 2017