nerdgasm

An overexposure to an electronic item worthy of awe, or jumble of code-scripting and multimedia representing in a fucking awesome playable interface (aka a fucking awesome video game). One in this overexposure usually Splurges uncontrolably over anything within a 10-20 foot radius(occassionally blue???). A state of shock arrests the splurger's abuility to do anything from anywhere between 5 minutes to three months. If one tries to avoid a nerdgasm they are a n00b and should be pwned imediately by someone totally 1337.

"Oh ShIt i just nerdgasmed all over the place"...
*friend beside them wipes off face*
"oh shizite it smells like shit"
friend: "no you just shat yourself as-well"

by Harry Horton October 13, 2006

Necrogamer

A person who continues to play a mmorpg that is dead or dying despite the advice of others to just give it up.

Steve is still playing SWG?!? What a necrogamer!

by slufan83 October 5, 2008

Neurogasm

The sudden instance when your brain reaches a climactic state of ecstasy, similar to a sexual orgasm, usually caused by intense, extended periods of mutual eye contact.

It had been four long hours and Jane, now quivering with having been staring directly into the eyes of James, threw caution to the wind, at which point her neurogasm commenced.

by Daulton Washington February 3, 2012

necrotism

1. The practice of earning a specific position or office on the coattails, reputation, or based on the fondess for a dead relative.
2. Being favored in some way due to a familial relationship to a beloved person who is now deceased.
3. The practice of "keeping" a deceased relative "alive" officially for financial or professional gain and benefit.

1. After Rep. Sonny Bono died, it was no surprise he was followed in office by his wife Mary Bono. Political necrotism is a tried and true way for the people to feel like they've kept a bit of the person they've lost in office.

2. Jack's Dad is such a legend around here, they jumped at the chance to send him up the ladder. Never mind that the old coot is dead, Jack will be CEO one day thanks to the blatant necrotism.

3. Grandma died years ago, but through the magic of a little necrotism, my brother and I benefit from her monthly social security check to this day.

by bebbz February 28, 2011

necropastaphilia

A paraphilia, related to necrophilia, that involves a strong desire to sexually gratify one's self using a corpse, or a simulacrum of a body (such as a doll), that has died from eating an excess amount of spaghetti (or another related pasta). In cases where a corpse is simulated it is sufficient to place the face of the figure in a plate of pasta, as it is difficult to feed an inanimate object.

"So I was having a nice dinner with my ex when she passed out and landed right in her plate of spaghetti."
"Did you tap it?"
"Nah, man, I'm no necropastaphiliac!"

by The Voice of The People December 12, 2008

nerdgasm

Something that happens to me every time I open up visual studio. I happen to be one who is described as a nerd...

Me: OMG NERDGASM!!!!!!1!!!!1!
Me: Dammit gotta wash the sheets again...

by C#Nerd December 8, 2012

necroasianphobia

Deep seeded fear of dead people with Asiatic features (think The Grudge or The Ring).

"Oh my gawd, did you see that dead Asian hooker, she looked so freaky, like an onryō. She gave me a case of necroasianphobia."
"Damn it, stop posting pictures from The Grudge! I am already hiding under my desk cause of my necroasianphobia."
"I already told you I have necroasianphobia, so if anyone posts another damn picture of that ghoul from The Ring ringu, I'm turning off the image feed, permanantly."

by oontz October 11, 2013