THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD
HITLER, PART 2: After she learned the news of his slaying, she felt too guilty not to tell Neckbeard
Hitler, so she informed him of the terrible news. He, for only the third time in his life, felt empathy for a human being (the first time being when some
feminist he pays half his centrelink money too explained to him the oppression of when a man accidentally rubbed up against her on a busy city train, and the second was when his body pillow ripped, which technically doesn't count as a human, but if you say that to Neckbeard
Hitler, you'll be lucky to escape alive). He tried to hang himself, because he was going through that 14 year old edgelord phase, but there was no rope that would fit around his already scabbily bearded neck and 10 chins. Being the genius that he is, he attempted it anyway to no success. But then Neckbeard
Hitler had a thought. One that would change the path of the collective human history forever. He decided to start rapping. He was going to become a rapper to absolutely obliterate his father'
s killer. He found Yung
Nonce online on /b/ and decided to battle him in a war of words, a war from which Yung
Nonce would never recover.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the
Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of
2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard
Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'