nausearrhea

(noun) A symptom usually consisting of goosebumps, violent gastrointestinal stomach pains, and finally followed by the inevitable tsunami of vomit, caused by a graphic visualization or other sensory perception of disgusting matters.

Example 1:

Roman: Hey, if I'm spending the night at your dorm, Frank's gonna have to take his sex-blanket with him; that thing is disgusting.

McDaniels: laughs Man, I know.

Roman: I'm like, what, and/or how much seminal and vaginal discharge fluid could he possibly have on that thing...

McDaniels: laughs Ew, not to mention his underboob sweat...

Roman: shivers Dude, shut the fuck up please, you're giving me nausearrhea...oh god...

Example 2:

Momo: Hey, can I use your other bathroom. I just saw your mom taking a dump and she gave me nausearrhea.

Example 3:

Frank: What the hell is that smell?

Culi: Girl, don't look at me...ugh, whatever it is, it's giving me hella nausearrhea.

Example 4:

McDaniels: Hey man, are you okay?

Candy Macaroni: I don't know bro: I just saw and heard an orangutan giving birth...fuck, and it's giving me nausearrhea.

McDaniels: Why were you at the zoo? Who would let you near animals!! And why does everyone keep getting nausearrhea!?

by Acesnofafar September 19, 2011

Gitanas Nausėda

Supposed to be Lithuania's president
Nobody knows what he does
They don't even know what? where? who? why?
But he's just there
The most memable president in Lithuania

Antanas: Do you know what Gitanas Nausėda does?
Petras: Ofc I don't, nobody knows!

by Ievaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 5, 2022

Onward Nauset

The fight song of Nauset Regional High School. It should be noted to the reader that the song includes a very awkward but passionate "RAH!! RAH!!!! RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "(OKAY) LET'S GO!!"

Band: *Finishes first repeat of Onward Nauset's instrumental part*
Band: ᴼⁿʷᵃʳᵈ ᴺᵃᵘˢᵉᵗ... ᴼⁿʷᵃʳᵈ ᴺᵃᵘˢᵉᵗ... ᴮʳᵉᵃᵏ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᶦⁿᵉ...

by theirisachapula September 16, 2022

Emotionally Nauseous

Feeling disgusted with a person or thing enough for you to vomit or at least want to vomit in your mouth and then swallow it.

You just made me Emotionally Nauseous.

by TankLaB October 6, 2007

Rad Nauseum

When something is so funny in that there are many jokes that could be made about the situation, but you cannot choose just one, so you can't say anything. It's better to leave it alone than to waste it.

Person A: If my mom was on TV, I wouldn't watch it
Person B: If your mom was...okay I can't do it, its rad nauseum

by donkey princess June 9, 2009

nauset girls

the hottest locals on cape cod from brewster, orleans, eastham and wellfleet. they know how to party on the beaches and in the woods and are experts at running from the pigs. they are bitchy girls who know everything about everyone at their school and pretend to like them, but backstab them wicked bad. once the lines are crossed, they know where to hide the evidence.

i wouldn't want to give a bad first impression with those nauset girls, they definitely know how to kickass.

by nausetchicas April 29, 2005

Ad Nauseam

Ad Nauseam: 1. Repetitious to the point of wanting to throw up.
2. Going nowhere. Saying something so many times a student will absolutely not learn from his or her teacher. Kinda like a cycle of abuse, in a merri-go-round type of way.

1. I have heard them so much either I want to stick pencils in my eardrums or toss my lunch, they are ad nauseam.

2. Charlie Brown hears "wa wa wa wa wa" when his teacher speaks ad nauseam.

by Furmanski February 15, 2019