A place where expensive houses literally land you 2 feet next to your neighbors and an explosion if indian people who cant drive live. Too many people, too much privilege. Too much ignorance.
Naperville is a city that west of the chicago suburbs meant to cash trap people into living around a fuck ton more liberal people.
Person 1: Damn these people from napervile cant drive for shit.
Person 2: ah fuck man, you're right. Theres nothing good here.
Person 1: Yeah man, waste of fuckin money. I hate living around brainwashed people
Person 1: Damn these people from napervile cant drive for shit.
Person 2: ah fuck man, you're right. Theres nothing good here.
Person 1: Yeah man, waste of fuckin money. I hate living around brainwashed people
by GramaphoneExpertise January 5, 2020
Get the Naperville mug.A high school in the city of Naperville where everyone is a huge douchbag because their all shit rich. It’s also the school where within the span of 2 years 4 suicides took place. One of which made national news. Because the school doesn’t care about their students. If you can help it, avoid going here at all costs.
The best high school to go to if you want to kill your self is Naperville north high school for sure!
by FreeRobbin May 11, 2020
Get the Naperville North High School mug.Known for underachieving and being overall disappointing, the class of 2012 spends most of their time trying to convince you and themselves otherwise. Their parents are quick to sing their praises as they try and convince themselves that they didnt completely fuck up raising them.
A large number of students showed up drunk on the first day to their senior year thinking that was badass. They where all caught but got off easy because High School is as good as it's going to get for these douchebags and the Administration feels bad for them.
Their women are sleazy and easy but, will deny it tooth and nail. They are unable to accept the cold hard truth. While most of them will point to the herpes outbreak of the class below them they are not really better at all.
They are all exceptionally spoiled and pretend as if life is so hard for them all of the time. They act ghetto and to do not respond well to being told no by anyone.
This class is a sad reflection on Naperville North High School and the Town of Naperville, IL itself.
A large number of students showed up drunk on the first day to their senior year thinking that was badass. They where all caught but got off easy because High School is as good as it's going to get for these douchebags and the Administration feels bad for them.
Their women are sleazy and easy but, will deny it tooth and nail. They are unable to accept the cold hard truth. While most of them will point to the herpes outbreak of the class below them they are not really better at all.
They are all exceptionally spoiled and pretend as if life is so hard for them all of the time. They act ghetto and to do not respond well to being told no by anyone.
This class is a sad reflection on Naperville North High School and the Town of Naperville, IL itself.
Parent of a Naperville North Class of 2012 student: Ohhh my kid is so smart they thought drinking on the first day of their senior year was a good idea.
Any reasonable person: Dont you feel responsible? They are your kids
Parent of a NN class of 2012 student: What do you mean? my childs below average GPA and ACT scores and over inflated Ego can't be my fault!
Any reasonable person: Dont you feel responsible? They are your kids
Parent of a NN class of 2012 student: What do you mean? my childs below average GPA and ACT scores and over inflated Ego can't be my fault!
by neuquarules December 1, 2011
Get the Naperville North Class of 2012 mug.Naperville is 30 miles southwest of Chicago. Recently it was called the Best Suburb to raise kids. We have a population of 135,000. The poor kids (those families who make less than $150,000) attend Naperville Central, the oldest high school out of four in the city.
A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the OC-wannabe/stoner class. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.
Case-in-points:
1) Naperville Central had 26 National Merit Semi-Finalists this year. It also expelled 12 kids last year.
2) Naperville Central is home to a kid who WON the National Merit Scholarship with a 240 on the PSAT, and got 5's on the AP Calculus BC and AP US History exams -- despite the fact that he was stoned during all three tests.
3) Often a locus for great athleticism, Central routinely succeeds in football and aquatic sports. One of its star swimmers -- who won a full scholarship to Northwestern University -- was kicked out of the Olympic trials for being stoned.
4) We are allowed to go off-campus for lunch, but prohibitted from bringing our food back.
5) We have one of the wealthiest districts in the state of Illinois, yet our school is structurally unsound and is home to thousands of cockroaches that are at least 3 cm long.
6) Finally, Central is horribly over-crowded. If even half of the senior class decided to take the bus to school one morning or stay at school for lunch, we would have both a transportation and food shortage. We also have the lowest student-to-rest-facility ratio in the city of Naperville.
Our motto is the Redhawks.
We are home to a kid who is allergic to the sun and a stolen mummy.
A school dichotomized by two major factions -- nerds/aspiring students and the rest of the OC-wannabe/stoner class. Central is also paradoxical in many forms.
Case-in-points:
1) Naperville Central had 26 National Merit Semi-Finalists this year. It also expelled 12 kids last year.
2) Naperville Central is home to a kid who WON the National Merit Scholarship with a 240 on the PSAT, and got 5's on the AP Calculus BC and AP US History exams -- despite the fact that he was stoned during all three tests.
3) Often a locus for great athleticism, Central routinely succeeds in football and aquatic sports. One of its star swimmers -- who won a full scholarship to Northwestern University -- was kicked out of the Olympic trials for being stoned.
4) We are allowed to go off-campus for lunch, but prohibitted from bringing our food back.
5) We have one of the wealthiest districts in the state of Illinois, yet our school is structurally unsound and is home to thousands of cockroaches that are at least 3 cm long.
6) Finally, Central is horribly over-crowded. If even half of the senior class decided to take the bus to school one morning or stay at school for lunch, we would have both a transportation and food shortage. We also have the lowest student-to-rest-facility ratio in the city of Naperville.
Our motto is the Redhawks.
We are home to a kid who is allergic to the sun and a stolen mummy.
Naperville Central High School is a raucous concrete jungle, but I will miss it -- not.
I love the smell of asbestos in Naperville Central High School.
At Naperville Central High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.
At Naperville Central High School, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.
I swam over a tampon at the Naperville Central High School pool.
The grafitti in the Naperville Central High School restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
I love the smell of asbestos in Naperville Central High School.
At Naperville Central High School, it will not be uncommon to announce the winner of a national award, or a 36 ACT, and have the fire alarm pulled in the same day.
At Naperville Central High School, I saw many preppy kids, interspersed with nerds and stoners.
I swam over a tampon at the Naperville Central High School pool.
The grafitti in the Naperville Central High School restroom indicates that our school is filled with many preppy, Republican, closet Neo-Nazis.
by Sunshine Sammy B! September 9, 2006
Get the Naperville Central High School mug.A large high school in Naperville, Illinois. Their mascot is the huskies. Like Naperville Central, it is consistently rated one of the top high schools in the state of Illinois. The average ACT score of a Naperville North student is between a 24 and 25, much higher than the national average of 20. A student that does not go to college after North is considered a failure.
It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.
One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.
In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
It is a common saying that the only think husky about North is their women. This is not true. While there are some girls at the school that are overweight, there are some that are beautiful.
One major flaw about North is the large stoner/nerd population. While there are posters around the school that say 67% of students don't smoke or drink, it is widely known that 67% of students do smoke or drink. On the other hand, many kids are /b/tards. They spend their days quoting memes like rickrolling and mudkipz. They are not funny or original, but they think they are. These kids can be found taking MVC or APUSH or at home on 4chan.
In general, Naperville North is not much different than any high school. The dance code is a bit strict, but the great education and general wealth of the students makes up for all of it. Anyone who hates this school would be unhappy anywhere.
North student A "Ugh I got a 28 on my ACT I'm so stupid!"
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"
Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"
North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."
North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."
Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
North student B "HAHA I got a 32! You're retarded!"
Kid A "The only think husky about North is their women! HAHAHA"
North student "Yeah, I guess that amazingly hot girl is kinda husky isn't she?"
Kid A "Oh shit can I get her number?"
North stoner A "Want to get high tonight?"
North stoner B "Yeah right after we finish drinking this bottle of vodka."
North nerd A "So I herd u liek mudkipz?"
Normal north kid A "Get the fuck away from me."
Naperville North High School, the best high school in Illinois.
by #bangme March 6, 2010
Get the Naperville North High School mug.Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
by Suck on this bitchhheez November 27, 2009
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by slyoctober1 May 8, 2009
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