Nantucket Syndrome 

The dirtier a limerick is, the more likely it is to have perfect rhyme and rhythm.

An example of Nantucket Syndrome:

A daring young woman named Alice
used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And bits of her anus in Dallas.

Nantucket Syndrome by jdmarklar March 17, 2009

Nantucket Handshake 

When your wife gives your golf pro a handjob.

We had to leave the club when word got out that my wife gave Sam (my golf pro) a Nantucket Handshake.

Nantucket Handshake by Berry Good April 11, 2008

nantucket two-tone 

When a person is being anally assaulted in wooded area; followed by ATM (ass to mouth). Hence, 2-tone.

Describes the discoloration of the penis and the resulting 2-tone appearance.

Wow, you totally gave my sister a nantucket two-tone last night. Uncool, dude.

nantucket two-tone by BrightonWatch May 8, 2011

Nantucket Shuffle 

Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.

After giving Jane a Dirty Sanchez, Jane performed the Nantucket Shuffle on Dick.

Nantucket Shuffle by C-Dogg The Great December 15, 2008

Nantucket Frat Party 

The act of pouring beer on a girl's brown eye before having anal sex. No popped collar required.

I was hooking up with Julie and there was no lube in sight, so I poured my PBR down her ass crack and we had a Nantucket frat party

Nantucket Frat Party by KBB October 2, 2007

nantucket surprise 

When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.

Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".

nantucket surprise by Ethan Hunt, retired CIA / Secret Service June 24, 2006

nantucket basket 

When you're at a bar in New England, you pick up a broad and bring her home for sex, only to find out she's been tucking the goods between 'her' legs all night.

Yo, that bitch was Nantucket Basketing the whole time!

nantucket basket by Balogna and Stupid November 29, 2007