hella natty

The ultimate level of thirst. So thirsty no amount of Gatorade or sex can quench the thirst.

"I just made a Tinder account."
"Dude, that's hella natty."

by Thirst July 12, 2014

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

Nutty Gutty

The creature created by the Japanese Empire to limit population control of China during WW2. After the defeat of Japan Nutty Gutty was let loose and now lives in America cutting off people's balls and hiding in their vents to stay away from the CIA.

CIA Agent 1: Did you find Nutty Gutty?
Agent 2: No Nutty Gutty must be in the vents

by Big Oz PMP March 3, 2019

natty nap

The act of sleeping after passing out for consuming way too much Natural Light at a party.

Johnny woke up from his natty nap and realized he was in the hospital for a couple of days.

by 305 trips November 11, 2009

Nattycolitis

the inability to form solid feces due to years of frequent natty light consumption

Theodore: "Dood, I blow up hard at work"
Jontae: "Yeah, same, I rarely shit solid any more"
Theodore: "HAHAHA, maybe we have Nattycolitis"

Sampsun: "Bro, I have been shitting rice water and blood for weeks. I think I have developed Chronic Nattycolitis."
Jeffrey: "I ferment mine."

Scott: "Ben, I haven't duked a solid log in months; all my poop is straight liquid."
Benjamin: "Uhhh, it sounds like you might have Nattycolitis. How long have you been bingeing on natty?"
Scott: "Probably 15 years, since I was 12, no doubt."

by SanduskyBwai69 November 20, 2011

buck nutty

to act wild or crazy in a given situation, as only a buck nutty (noun) can.

"So, what'd you do last night?"
"Oh, I got buck nutty on that bitch again."
"Tight."

by Method007 March 28, 2003

nutty geezer

A right cool dude who is full of banter and makes you laugh all the time. If you live up to those standards, you may be.... A nutty geezer l!

A nutty geezer tends to be something with a dench name like Patrick, Lawrence or Kyle.

Did you see that dench lad called Kyle, he was a right nutty geezer,

by the nutty geezer March 12, 2015