Once a respected actor, now just a way to be cool, I mean, seriusly, most everybody that says those damn jokes don't know about his show, or even the lever that used to be on Conan o' Brian. What has the world come to?
Chuck norris was once funny, until not funny people started bringing those jokes to school and resiteing them to everybody and thinking that they are so funny
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
HAHAHA
thanks for beating a dead horse
by Pat and Brandon July 21, 2006
A person, who got a high reputation due to some kids' high imagination. Chuck Norris is nothing, but an un-attractive person who's physically weak as a fly. The whole truth about him, will be revealed on the example below:
by MoonLightGr89 April 05, 2009
by Oakie Oakerson June 09, 2006
This is not the person Chuck Norris rather and act as in the act of Chuck Norrising sombody.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
It essential is an abe lincoln but with rph.
It is where you ejaculate on someones face and stick red pubes to the face making a beard ressembaling Chuck Norris.
by Tyler Colvin January 25, 2008
Texas Ranger who likes to pimp his home gym thingy. Throw him into any sentence involving celebrities and the sentence is instantly funny.
by Friend with benefits May 10, 2005
One of the world's most annoying person, behind Spongebob, Trolls, and Joe Jonas.
He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"
People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!
See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
He's an overused meme since people did some shit this one day and now it's all about "OMGZ! HE KILLED A GUY WITH JUST A GLIMPSE!"
People say if you insult him, you die, I'm obviously still alive suckers!
See: People who obviously haven't watched Phineas and Ferb, they can kick Chuck Norris' ass in 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001/2 nanoseconds
Douchebag: OMGZ! CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WE'RE IN A RECESSION, HE GOTZ ALL THE MONEY!
Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive
Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
Me: Screw You, he's a myth, oh look, still alive
Douchebag: *looks up in the sky* I THOUGHT YOU WERE REAAAAAAL!
by therocker6 June 24, 2010
Said to be the next big movie star. He is supposed to star as
the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas
Strangers.
the Red-Bearded Faggot in Brokeback Mountain 2:Walker,Texas
Strangers.
by Fraser Sanderson May 04, 2006