Noots

Friggen amazing Sum 41 song. In fact, the greatest song ever

No apologies, I never thought you'd be so easily decieved, now I'll just hang my head, falling further out of place, while I walk with the dead, with all the lies I can't erase, I'll just hang my head... -Noots, Sum 41

by Nurmi August 30, 2005

nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

Notts County

The World's Oldest Football League Club

Formed in 1862, Notts County remains the supreme football club in the East Midlands of England, overshadowing their impoverished neighbours across the River Trent, Nottingham Florists.

Notts County, the world's oldest league football club

by SwalePie September 28, 2009

Noots

Asking for Noots is the backup plan when asking for Noodz. If the girl says "wtf no" you can claim it auto corrected "Noots" to "Noods" and you can say you wanted her Noot Noots.

Guy: Noods please
Girl: WTF NO
Guy: soz Noots*
Girl: NOOT NOO T

by DefsNotBen March 14, 2015

notsee

A special condition in some people where blindness causes them to be racist.

Paul: You can't say that.
Hans: I do *notsee* what you mean.

by Oto_ November 8, 2021

Pi NFTs

When non-fungible token (NFT) creators produce digital goods that leverage on the number π—mathematics’s most famous or beloved constant—to target millions of math educators and geeks worldwide, who value true ownership, trust, and transparency of digital assets—from π e-cards and jokes to newly coined π-related words and phrases to π (temporary) tattoos and websites.

Crypto investors, some of whom had even flunked their school math, are eager to own a piece of “mathematical immortality” via pi NFTs.

by Fasters February 7, 2022

nofes

Slang term for "No Fear"

James will talk to any girl, he's nofes.

by Pepe123 January 19, 2007