NFC

NFC stands for "Non-Fucking Characters." Inspired by the idea of NPCs, or Non-Playing Characters, NFCs are those actors in porn scenes that are part of the entire scene but don't get to have any sex at all. They're just part of the background and the story, but keep their clothes on the whole time!

Friend 1: So, is it true that you landed a role in a porno, bro?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Awesome! So, who are you doing the scene with?
Friend 2: Dude, it's not like that... I was actually hired as an NFC.
Friend 1: Bro, that sucks! I'm so sorry!!!!

When you think your job sucks, remember there are actors out there who are regularly hired as NFCs in porno flicks. Puts life in perspective, doesn't it?

by el patron himself March 11, 2024

nfc championship round

The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.

before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.

by TheChavez 14 January 25, 2021

NFC Championship

The annual championship game where any team can turn up and beat the Green Bay Packers for the right to play in the Superbowl

Did the packers win the NFC Championship game?

No don't be stupid

by NA LBCM November 23, 2021

nfc east

By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.

Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.

by NKADR October 11, 2020

nfc best

A term used to describe the NFC West division of the NFL, due to the fact that in most years multiple teams in the division are playoff / Super Bowl contenders.

Damn, the NFC Best is gonna be competitive this year! The Rams, 49ers, Seahawks, and even the Cardinals are really good!

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

NFC East

The worst division in the NFL in the year 2020. You can't get any worst than the NFC East

The NFC East is the worst division in the NFL. Period

by spectre729 November 26, 2020

NFC Beast

A term to decribe the NFC East in the 2022-23 season. 3 out of the 4 teams made the playoffs and are in the divisional round. All 4 teams could have made it if Carson Wentz and the Commanders didn’t sell their season by losing to the Browns in week 17.

Me: Hey Bro, what is the best division in the NFL?

Bro: NFC East?

Me: you mean, NFC BEAST?

by Mrcdogs20 January 18, 2023