The dude next door

The dude you want to move out he just moved in and hes already pissing you off. I mean getting a tan when hes orange as fuck like Trump except it's not fake news while naked. Who the Fuck wants to see this. You're no Mia Khalifa.(well unless you actually are her but its unlikley) Total jackass. You're gossiping to your friends oh hes such an asshole!The dude wants to be your friend! Who is he kidding. He knows you're to swag for that. Keep watching memes by yourself in your room. You can survive this. I believe in you hoe. Stay swagga 8)

The dude next door is such a jackass.

by Elmo for president March 24, 2019

The Girl Next Door

When you place you penis and balls behind your legs and hold your legs tight together so it looks like a beaver.

I like to pretend I'm The Girl Next Door.

by BigBurger February 14, 2006

next door nikki

my friend's pornstar girlfriend that i fuck everyday. I am happy with my live cuz i cum in her mouth for PaCMaN FeVeR! Im rich biotch!

next door nikki is hot.

by mike December 5, 2004

the girl next door

The movie me and my friends rented because we thought it was a porn but it was just a movie with a few titties in it.

that movie was dam dissapointing i only seen 1 boob justin ur a dumbass

by tyler August 29, 2004

Boy Next Door

A shy, very nice guy. Usually blonde and/or blue-eyed. Can be portrayed as innocent but is secretly deceiving.

"Look at Peter"
"I know, he is the boy next door!"

by NottheBoyNextDoor October 15, 2007

Kids Next Door

The single most annoying kids television show ever. but theres nothing else on soo......

1. Cartoon Network has to stop replaying episodes of Kids Next Door the voices are so annoying!

2. I hear it!. Whens adultswim on?

by reedcp =D December 11, 2004

girl next door

A girl next door is basically one of two people. She's either the girl you first had sex with and didn't dare tell anybody about it -- because she was less than a 5. OR, she was the girl you wish you had sex with and told everyone you did anyway -- because she was such a hottie.

Friend 1: Did you check out that new girl next door?
Friend 2: Yeah man, I did her yesterday.
Friend 1: No way, you didn't do her...
Friend 2: Sure I did... right after doing your sister.

by Prothimos September 24, 2007