Bitch next door disease

When someone just compulsively makes bitch noises right outside of your door or window or the wall next to your head while you try to sleep. Often on drugs, most likely narcotics and/or alcohol, the infected person will not be able to stop afflicting those within the noise's vicinity until they become tired. Benzos are recommended. Bitch-next-door-disease is not a syndrome, as it has only one symptom; bitchmouth. See also: bitchmouth. Bitchnextdoor disease, or b.n.d.d. , or bein deedee, IS contagious. More dangerously though, it can lead to anxiety and tension in uninfected observers as well as jet-lag syndrome, insomnia, parasomnia,nervousness, and indigestion.

"The neighbor has bitch next door disease, she hasn't stopped yelling in the parking lot for an hour. "
"The hotel room next to mine is infected with bitchnextdoor disease, I wonder if they should quarantine."

by LordFreezaBeeza April 11, 2016

creeping with the girl next door

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

by Brandyman July 13, 2017

Ranting retard next door

The retard who lives next door and rants and raves talking to himself, like a complete lunatc.

I had to listen to the ranting retard next door at about 4:30am this morning. I'd rather sleep.

by Pseudo Boogy Man October 22, 2008

girl next door

-A typical girl you'd see everyday that is very attractive

(i.e. Susie Miller from Psych Ed is definitely the girl-next-door type!)

by Sorta-Understand-the-Definition Guy April 9, 2004

girl next door

Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.

Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.

by BRD September 6, 2005

girl next door

The reason why you keep a box of tissue next to your bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.

by Pepe99 January 19, 2017

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006