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New Beijo

Section 8 infested City in Southeastern Massachusetts. Pronounced "New bay ho" amigo, comprende, I mean, understand? One more Massachusetts "Gateway" City, whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Gateway to what, gorging off the public trough?
When I get out of the methadone treatment center I am going to apply for Public Housing in New Beijo.
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New Year's diet

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.
I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.
by Daedalus Suburbanus January 1, 2014
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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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New Anime Plot

i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
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by Succdingdongpls September 16, 2018
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New Dick

When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.
“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.
by jim6471 October 6, 2020
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New Economy

1. An imaginary economic system that will magically replace millions of jobs lost to outsourcing, downsizing and low-wage overseas competition.

2. A feel-good term used by politicians to distract attention from their own immense policy failures.

3. Something that's always "just around the corner" if we only "do the right things."
Michigan's governor said we must prepare for the New Economy by turning 400,000 unemployed auto workers into video game programmers and pastry chefs. That's the ticket!
by Peter Kobs May 3, 2010
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New York slice

A large triangular slice of a New York style pizza. Due to it's size you need to fold it in half while eating, in order to prevent it from flopping.

Usually compared to Chicago style pizza, despite the fact the two are in no way comparable.
"I can't believe Donald Trump just ate a New York slice with a knife and fork!"

"For lunch I had a New York slice"
by Worst Governor Andrew Cuomo January 18, 2021
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