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Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.
Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.
by Chris J. September 25, 2006
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net nuetrality

Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!
Ajit Pie: Net nuetrality is spelled this way because I feel like making it spelled this way.
by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017
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net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.
by me April 8, 2004
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Net Nigger

A derogatory term used to describe the deckhands on New England fishing vessels.
Ah man, my sister keeps hanging around the shipyard. I think shes fucking one of the Net Niggers.

Matt - " Hey Dave, Lucas used to be a crab fisherman."
Dave - " Lucas was a Net Nigger!"
by County B April 18, 2013
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Net-Net

Now overused term for 'so the bottom line is...'

Comes from an investor/accounting concept when valuing a company; based on the sum of sales/what you own (net assets) vs sum of debts (net liabilities). Weighing up net assets vs net liabilities (net-net) then says whether you have an overall positive or negative business. The term is very reductive - you don't need to explain what individual parts make up the positives or negatives, or how big they are... just that the final result is a win/loss or a yes/no.

Somehow the term has gradually crept from accounting into general business jargon (net-net this deal is good) and eventually just to give an opinion where you don't feel like providing any of the detail of how that view was formed or allow for argument from another person (I've done all the weighing up and we are going this way).
I don't care if you think there are downsides. Net-net, we'll be ahead if we buy the new TV.
by Sargasso_Fade March 25, 2020
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net hole

The place you go when you have been surfing the internet mindlessly for too long and lose track of time or what you are doing.

Similar to being in a k hole, can be hard to come out of but can usually be resolved by pursuing normal activities such as socialising at the pub (also known as "having a life").
"man, I was net hole'in so hard the other night till you guys came over cracked open the beers"
by lkewis December 12, 2007
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Net Neutrality

The idea that the interwebs are neutral territory belonging to no government. Under net neutrality, all internet access should be treated equally free from censorship, throttling, or any other disruptive actions that diminish freedom of expression or freedom of usage preventing corporate monopolies.
The FCC wants to destroy net neutrality and give giant cable companies control over the Internet.
by TremereLord July 18, 2017
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