nail nest

To cut/pick your toe nails on the couch, then leaving them in a pile on the coffee table for your partner to find in the morning.

Pat: Bill

Bill: Yes

Pat: Bill get down here NOW

Bill: Whats the matter

Pat: You have left a fucking nail nest on the coffee table you dirty bastard.

Bill: Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Monk tha hola the wonk November 6, 2009

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Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

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nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

by Sexydimma October 27, 2015

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A Nail-Polish Nelson is a boy who uses his feminine charms and progressive ideas to prey on women's insecurities. Hides behind a facade of being a man who has no toxic masculinity, overall a huge performative activist.

You guys are so quick to call out ACAB Emily's when Nail-Polish Nelson's exist.

by Heylol777 January 4, 2021

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Nail Polish

The lesbian equivalent of the "gay beard". A male who is dating a lesbian, whether he is aware of that fact or not. The lesbian uses this man to pretend that she is straight.
This stems from the stereotype that lesbians keep short, undecorated nails for fingering.

Poor Allen, he has no idea that he's been Jenny's 'nail polish' for the past 5 years.

by LipstickLesbo March 26, 2017

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