Jeremy Myers

Shits in vagina and then proceeds to fuck it without a condom, he also is using a pill that allows him to have 30 hours of erect penis.

dude i was jeremy myersin wit this bitch last night, got shit everywhere, and i woke up with dishpan dick

by Robert Greenelande August 18, 2011

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Micheal Myers

Fictional psychopathic mass murderer appearing in the "Halloween" film series. Was reputed to have killed his teenage sister at the age of six then spent the years after in a state mental hospital. Has escaped custody many times, usually on Halloween Eve, (Oct. 30th), and often returns to his hometown Haddonfield, IL. Myers' sole quest seems to be the murder,(sacrifice?), of his last living blood relatives, specifically his younger sister Laurie Strode. Will kill anyone and everyone who either crosses his path or attempts to stop him. Myers is almost always clad in work boots, mechanic's coveralls and a white rubber Halloween mask that bares a striking resemblance to Captain Kirk. Has been known to use an assortment of weapons to kill his victims but seems to favor large butcher knives. Myers has been stabbed, shot, run down by motor vehicles, beaten with blunt objects, and nearly incinerated in a hospital fire. However all efforts to kill him have been unsuccessful. Does not speak and usually is very robotic in his movements. Also known as "The Shape" in "Halloween" and "Halloween II".

"Bill and I are going to a Halloween party. He's going dressed as Micheal Myers."

by zombie_carnage October 5, 2006

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