my money dont jiggle jiggle

it folds

My money dont jiggle jiggle, it folds
I like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me want to dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact, no slack
But luckily the seats go back
I got a knack to relax in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine

by Jax.x May 3, 2022

get my money right

To get one's affairs in order.

Wait 'til I get my money right. -Kanye West

by JJRR August 3, 2007

my money long

phrase meaning one has a large sum of money. this phrase is typically used when being arrogant.

Rich person says this to poor person while rubbing it in his face. "My money long!"

by miblanco March 19, 2009

BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money)

1) A charming ditty by AMG that dispels any sort of lazy or unstructured attitude towards the expected frequency, volume and regularity of steady upward cash flow in a particular fringe profession.
2) A motivating mantra for those in the Accounts Receivable or Collections industry.
3) A phrase that may be used in lieu of more traditional punctuation to convey ultimate certainty that one will be receiving what feels they are due...or there will be consequences.

Sheeeeet. All I know is ma-fuggin' BBHMM (Bitch Better Have My Money). I ain't even tryin' to hang out by no damned water cooler. M-Kaaaaay?

by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011

bitch better have my money!

What a pimp says (to himself and others) when he's on his way to collect money from his hookers.

Hooker: Where ya goin', honey?
Pimp: I'm on my way to Krystal's! That bitch better have my money!

by J. Arigotti September 3, 2005

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand

I'll be there in 5 minutes, you better have money ho

by BMoney January 29, 2005