The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
by chuckt12 May 31, 2009
The term used most often when one of your tool friends asks you to help the lift something very heavy. The term means lifting said object would cause your stones to blow out their bag from the strain of lifting said heavy object, and in turn fuck your situation all up.
Scott : Yo holmes, you think you can swing over to my crib and help me carry a 400 pound safe from my second floor to the basement?
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
Tony : Fuck you, I'll blow my nuts out!
by TV CAR March 20, 2010
Gangsta Rapper: “Could I trouble you to blow my booty ho?”
Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”
Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”
Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”
Ho: “Why yes, I shall indeed blow your booty if you do, in fact, bestow upon me sufficient compensation and bling bling for such act.”
Gangsta Rapper: “Kind ho, I unreservedly consent to your proposition, and as promised shall present you with immense quantities of ching ching and bling bling...please proceed to blow my booty ho.”
Ho: “Many appreciations. The commencing of blowing said booty shall begin immediately kind Gangsta Rapper Sir.”
by cooley magee January 22, 2007
My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003
by jayma13222 November 09, 2022
That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.
Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
by Ms. Awful May 17, 2015
a. Pleases me.
b. Turns me on.
b. Turns me on.
a. "Yeah, I enjoyed 'The Matrix,' but a really good film like 'Run Lola Run' is more the kinda thing that really blows my skirt up."
b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"
b. "There is not one single damned so-called 'Hollywood Hunk' these days who blows my skirt up at all. Where in hell are the good-looking men?"
by Sport September 09, 2003