Musters

Headlights of a car.

"Damn son, you better lay them musters down before those clowns see yo ass."

by Freestyle Flow September 21, 2004

Misperfection

For idiots who can’t remember the term imperfection so they make something up

My face took years of misperfection

by Ftghy November 22, 2018

ute muster

An Australian phenomenon that occurs in rural areas. All the local hillbillies gather to this event to show of their ute, drink Bundy Rum, listen to Lee Kernaghan and pick up bushpigs. These eyesore vehicles are a fruitless attempt by the owner to convert their ute to resemble a fully fledged truck. This usually includes a Commodore, Falcon, Hilux etc decked out with CAT mudflaps, spotlights, countless R.M Williams and Bundy stickers, a bullbar half the weight of the car itself, a plethora of aerials (less than half of which perform a function) apart from making these hideous vehicles resemble Sputnik on wheels and are completed with a girlfriend who looks like a a German weightlifter in the passenger side and maybe a blue heeler or Kelpie in the back tray. The latter being the more attractive of the two. Akubra wearing tools and ugly girls make up the majority of the people who attend these events.

Guy 1: "Damn must be a ute muster going on, there's ugly bitches and Akubras everywhere"
Guy 2: "Wanna go?"
Guy 1: "Fuck off idiot"

by PissDrinkingClub March 24, 2009

Musser

A sexy beast

Damn, did you see that musser by the pool?

by Admiral Dicksmack April 1, 2009

Muser

Someone who makes lip syncing videos on music.ly

I am a muser and a youtuber

by Honeybea June 17, 2016

Mupper

An open handed slap to the vagina

Joanne is kinky, she likes receiving a hard mupper before intercourse.

by Peter P. Pablo December 31, 2008

muppers

1.A child over 200 lbs.

2.A strange way to say maybe.

1.My handsom boy just turned 4. He is muppers.

2.Are you a virgin? Muppers.

by BandS January 1, 2007