Murph

To expel all of one's bodily fluids simultaneously. I.E. urinate, defecate, bleed, vomit, ejaculate, cry and blow your nose simultaneously.

"I'll have avalanched potatoes with a light murph, please."

"I asked her to marry me and she straight up murphed."

"Amidst the cherry trees, a romance blossomed. The myriad nooks and crannies of the bark were supple in the wake of their love's first murph."

"My name is Ben Fossit, and I am addicted to murph."

"Tom wishes he could murph on a hot Albanian chick."

by Murphy Brown December 20, 2008

Murph

to hold in a fart with such anal tightness that the pressure is released by a dispersement of gas from the oral cavity

"Whats that noise? Jessie did you just murph?"

by Steve*O January 12, 2008

Murph

When you murder all the members of a gun range for the soul purpose of free lodging and range time.

Let's murph those guys.

by J0hnny_h0pkins July 5, 2017

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

Mainly
Unbelievably

Ravaging
Person
Healthy Lover

Look at that Murph he's so sexy.

by ChristineM6969 May 10, 2018

Murph

To vomit/ throw up after partying and having no recall about such events unless reminded by a friend.

Dammit Aidan you just murphed in the floor . Another example could be Lainey did you just murph in the bathroom

by thealberto September 16, 2018

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 5, 2019