Muppet

a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool

bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat

by muppet123456789 April 17, 2006

muppet

a person who acts really stupid and/or immature all the time.

"whos the muppet who put my hand in warm water while i was sleeping!"

by alland February 22, 2008

muppet

A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).

You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?

by Jedibob February 1, 2007

Muppet

When two young women are "experimenting" with downstairs familiarity.

"Wow, check out those chicks playing Muppets."

by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009

muppet

A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.

by B-Drac December 9, 2003

muppetism

muppetism is the practice of being baldwin, a child who looks and acts like a muppet and shits out puppeteers, whilst saying meah

the 2006 roping platoon suffers from muppetism

by rickyb2006 May 16, 2006

muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005