menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

mounopano

literaly means a cloth to wipe one's pussy

koita ti malakia ekane pali to mounopanop

by mrfortune September 28, 2003

Mounopano

A bloody rag used to stem a woman's copious menstruation. Infers that the rag is often used, recycled and supersaturated with menstrual blood Derived from modern greek slang. Often used in insulting and derogatory fashion.

Frank is sniveling like a fucken squirrel again. He's such a mounopano.

Get the fuck out of here, you stinkin' mounopano.

by HellenicConsult May 8, 2009

menopause

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013

Manopathy

Manopathy is a supernatural occurrence in which a man possesses the telepathic ability to rape a woman with nothing but his mind. This phenomenon was reported by many brave feminists. Research shows that only a white cisgendered male can posses this ability and it can be determined that all white cisgendered men should be considered guilty. Only the victim of this supernatural attack can identify it.

Betsy: I was raped!! I was raped!!
Tammy: Whoa slow down and tell me what happened.
Betsy: Okay. there I was minding my own buissness , when this white cismale started raping me with his mind.
Tammy : What are you talking about?
Betsy: Im afraid the patriarchy will let him get away with his Manopathy attack on me. I need a safe space.

by thlugger October 19, 2016

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007