mums

A word that means, literally, "it doesn't matter."

"That test mums."
-or-
"That test was insignificant."

by Whit Smith February 6, 2005

mum

What the british people say insted of the yanks who think we r all stuck up & that way say it wrong because we dont say "mom". The BRITISH invented the whole fucking language yew speaks so respect it and dont fucking change it.

(Y)British kid(Y):Hey mum, just going in town for a bit be back at 4

Yank:Hey mom-im gonna go and die now-be back later.

by (Y)pookie(Y) May 29, 2007

Mum

Pretty straight forward really. The poor bloody woman who gave birth to you....as for this rather heated debate about the spelling, whether it is mum or mom. Well I would say it does really matter but I feel like yank bashing today so I will point out an error in american english which is blaring example of either arrogance or stupidity.

The word Lieutenant is pronounced incorrectly by americans, it is a french word and to spell in phonetically in english one would write it as Leftenant.

So the yanks fail...sorry

Oh also mum has something to do with keeping your mouth shut about something...read examples

I love my mum but damn she is a bitch

Mum's the words (the keeping your mouth shut part)

by senipa February 28, 2010

Mum

Someone often referred to as MILF (if she is fit) and often jokes are made about peoples mums

'OMG your mum is so Fat' OR 'your mum is a MILF id fuck her!'

by The gre@test April 5, 2010

mum

The correct shortening of 'mother'. Stupid Americans stole our language and took letters out of almost every word and changed letters, this included, turning it into 'mom'. Idiots.

British: Hello mum! Americans are gay.

American: omgz! mom he caled me gay.!!1111!11wtf

by Thewin September 3, 2007

mum

The way Europeans/Australians call their mother instead of "mom"

I rather call my mom "mommy" then "mummy" because my mother isn't a corpse wrapped in bandages.

by Bobby De Niro August 4, 2004

will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

by Robert Harding April 18, 2005