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McMinute

A McMinute is the unit of time it takes for your McDonald’s drive thru order to be completed, usually ranging between 2-8 normal minutes. A McMinute can be used to describe a frame of time for a short task or objective.
Ex 1: “John, can you come help me with something? I need a hand.”

“Give me a McMinute, I need to use the bathroom first.”

Ex 2: “When will dinner be ready?”

“In a couple McMinutes.”
by Cateye5 October 28, 2019
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mumsnet

skanks who wouldn't know sarcasm if it bit them on the flange. munting enthusiasts to a (wo)man.
wow, you're a real winner. I bet you're on mumsnet.
by sue_denim March 15, 2010
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Momin Farooq Ali

The definition of Fat And Chubby he is the absolute fattest person. Everything About a person named this is just fat. Also wants to become a professional gamer.
That guy is so fat and gamer such a Momin Farooq Ali
by very epicly cool gamer dud November 8, 2020
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Mumi

Mumi is a beautiful, amazing, lovely person with an incredible personality.

Mumis are the funniest person compared to everyone else and is fun to be around.
They are usually the smart, and intelligent with a great sense of humor

They have the most warm and kind heart and is always there if you need them
by Helllloooooo it’s meee February 5, 2021
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your muming

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.
by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005
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Cum mumming

When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.
son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018
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vince mcmind

noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

#PrayForWrestling
"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"

- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
by MatMatMattyMatMat April 9, 2019
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