spider my munkey

Form of foreplay where one person wants the other person to climb them like a tree.

I want you to spider my munkey

by samarara February 23, 2022

Munkey

A little jew who needs pubs and sucks at socom

Glitch Munkey: Rskillz can you share some pubs?
Rskillz: Get your own.

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

crunkey munkey

a munkey which is crunkey, if you are to come across a munkey that is crunkey approach with caution, and prepare to get funkey. better back up yo trunkey coz that munkey love humpey

man dat crunkey munkey got ass

by ballsman69 July 24, 2011

munkey

A poorly drawn stick figure monkey.

1."I decided to have a purple munkey tattooed onto my ass cheek."
2."Ancient peoples whorshipped the munkies like Gods."

by annoymoose December 10, 2003

murkey

Murkey is a man with a small dick because majority of it is in his personality. Usually has a lot of tattoos.

"Man, Jeremy is such a dick."
"Nah, he's just a murkey."

by Definegirl84 September 27, 2015

mulked up

To get incredibly drunk and then act a fool.
To become belligerent due to alcohol.

I’m gonna get mulked up tonight.
Don’t get mulked up and then garvey your life away.

by Nova Man July 17, 2006

Mulvey

When you pull off a shot in pool that looks like it isn't going to work and then at the last second - it goes un expectingly well!

Ryan: Watch this shot..... (ball misses selected pocket and travels round the table and is potted in the pocket that was NOT aimed for)

John: you mulvey bastard....

by Underwood_J December 9, 2008