Muffism

A religious practice involving the worship of the delicious pastry known as a muffin. Religious icons include: the Muffin God, the Muffin Priestess, and the Muffin Man.

Do you know the muffin man?/ the muffin man/ the muffin man/ do you know the muffin man who lives on drury lane?

by Muffinist September 11, 2005

MUFFS

Acronym for Man Up For Fuck Sake. Suitably a response to someones inane whining and bitching.

"OMG Im so ill and tired and blah blah blah...."

"MUFFS you twat!!!"

by damon rosco December 22, 2010

Muffocate

The act of being suffocated by the muff.

Dude my last night my girl sat on my face and almost muffocated me.

by J'smainman69 November 29, 2010

Muffocate

When a woman suffocates you with her entire vagina and perineum or when a large lesbian suffocates an opposing gay male in a fight by placing her entire vagina and perineum over the small gay mans head resulting in instant death

Red baron was muffocated by the green bee during their match.

by Joemack28 May 14, 2015

muffoletto

An Italian last name of a god. Anyone with the last name Muffoletto is either involved in domestic violence or really caring.

Her last name is Muffoletto lets not get too close or she will hurt us.

by gibby1212 January 22, 2021

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Muffs

The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.

A Muffs a day keeps the doctor away.

All you need is Muffs.

Awesomeness is Muffsness.

by JollyRoger84 June 28, 2010