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muffatti

Lesbian Mafia or tough lesbians esp. when in a group. Easily spotted by their standard outfit of white tee-shirts, blue jeans, and Danner boots or Doc Martin’s. Their hair is usually cut in a buzz or flattop or any haircut that traditionally would be considered masculine. Muffatti walk with a swagger, talk tough, travel in packs, and can often be seen trying (unsuccessfully) to pick up on Lipstick Lesbians.

Disambiguation – Bull Dyke – Muffatti usually aren’t big or tough enough to be considered bull dykes and find their strength in numbers
n - I would not walk into that bar, Muffatti hate straight men.

adj - Seattle's Wild Rose is a Muffatti Bar.
by plantlife November 22, 2006
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muffgardener

A guy who is a chick's servant
That guys a muffgardener
by Dalt May 22, 2006
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Muffcabage

Muffcabage is an expression originating from new jersey. Used by house wives in jersey to insult one another, Muffcabage has many definitions. 1. A woman's vagina that is very big. 2 A retard or stupid person. 3 A woman who over tans herself. loves sex. digs guys who where Ed harvy and get their hair done in a slut like way.
1.Oh, She is such a muffcabage

2. Your nothing, your just Muffcabage
by AJERSEYTHING November 21, 2010
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muffia

The tendancy for some lesbians (both faux and real) to indulge in mafia or mob-like behaviour.
The term can also be used in a satirical or derogatory manner.
She's a fully paid-up member of the Muffia.
by irritant June 4, 2003
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muffgate

A muffgate is the sound a vagina makes when a fart rolls from the anus to the front of the vagina causing a muffled sound.
Sabrina I just muffgated.
by Dee Oh Gee April 21, 2016
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muffkin

Following the most breathtaking muffkin I have ever been given, my brother wiped my anus clean with his tongue.
by Vaginatarian November 22, 2002
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Muffcabbage

According to southpark....
It's a jersey thing.
It's an insult and depending on context it could mean a vagina, slut, hore, trash , trashy hore
You f***ing muffcabbage!
by jksp October 21, 2010
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