Muffin Man

Fat Bastard, that devours box after box of mini-muffins. See Sloth

Damn Finley, you just devoured your eleventh box in 5 minutes!!!

by Phate May 13, 2003

Muffin man

A man whose aspirations are completely obsolete when compared to the Muffen-Man.

Muffin man currently resides in Muffen-Man's old house on Druery Lane, Muffen-Man gave it to muffin man in search of bigger and better things as he moved into what was formerly known as the Neverland Ranch.

Muffen-Man is best known on the gaming platform "Playstation 3" (PSNID: Muffen-Man) he is a master, among other games, of the game "Burnout Paradise" by the developer "Criterion Games."

Person 1: Do you know the muffin man?
Person 2: who cares, Muffen-Man is so much better at life than him. Hes a washout compared to that beacon of community spirit.

by Muffen-Man May 3, 2009

Muffin man

when there is a circle jerk, with all members of the circle jerk jizzing on the muffin, the last person to jizz has to eat the muffin!!!!!

So u and ur wierd friends are in your usual saturday circle jerk group, u all cum on the muffin... the last person to cum has to eat the muffin.. he is the muffin man

by Derekss May 16, 2006

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

Muffin Man

A term used for a hot-looking motherfucker.

Look! It's the muffin man! I really want his cock.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.

Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009

Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003