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muff dive

oh my gosh i am on goin for a muff dive
by john May 14, 2003
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Muff Driving

The act performing oral sex on a woman while she is driving. The female equivalent of road head. A derivative of muff diving- the act of jumping face first into a soaking wet vagina, also known as a muff. While the term muff may be outdated, and used to describe a hairy pussy, most hungry/ horny people know, no muff is too tough.
This chick likes teasing guys at the bar and then take them muff driving. They think they're impressive by going down on her at the wheel. Therefore getting some action, with a free ride home. Any opportunity for a dirt road, or construction, is ceased to intensify the vibrations for her pleasure. A bench seat is recommended.
by Shamadizzle September 4, 2018
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muff dive

an alcoholic drink that both males and females (straight or homosexual) buy for their friends on special occasions, such as birthdays, or just for fun.

The drink is in a tall martini glass or just a glass with a wide opening at the top, and they put a shot glass full of hard alcohol of usually something the receiver will not like (but if they are nice something they will like)at the bottom of the glass and then cover the shot with whip cream. The receiver has to dig through the whip cream and take the shot without using their hands.
"Get Britney a muff dive! It's her 21st birthday!"
by CKE December 25, 2007
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Muff Diver's Nose

The condition when, after muff diving, all you can smell is vagina.
Jim got muff diver's nose after he ate Sheila out.
by ScholarlySexLife April 13, 2016
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Muff Diver

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.
by Labial Licker November 5, 2019
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clam snapping muff diver

A clam snapping muff diver is a term for super lesbians. Lesbians with side-burns, a flat top, ford truck driven super dyke.
That girl in the flannel shirt is a clam snapping muff diver.
by Hugo Sticky-tits August 18, 2010
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Muff-Druff

Dandruff i.e. white flakes of skin on your muff
Urr miss look at her she's got muff-druff
by Nicola1 October 14, 2007
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