mazzard

1. British slang for head, skull

2. A wild sweet cherry (Prunus avium) often used as grafting stock; a very hard wood

Cassio told Montano he'd knock him over the mazzard if he didn't bacdafucup, but he kept fucking with him so Cassio knocked out his brains.

by Fire Me Hotly September 11, 2009

Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.

"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"

by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014

moazan

Rich boy who cannot do a push-up but is otherwise the most ripped person you will ever meet. He always buys the latest iPhones because dad is a doctor. Looks like a snack. Knows everything about the most useless shit but knows nothing about the simplest things. Always writes in font size 40. Is the kind of guy to get a 0 on a literacy test because no one can read his handwriting. Was born in North America and lived most of his life there but still can not speak English for shit. Can not take two steps without falling on his own weight. WILL NEVER GO PAST THE AGE OF 30. Takes pride in telling everyone how big of a fatass he is. Spends over 3 months on the same project and still gets 60%. Has no table manners what so ever. Single-handedly holds down the percentage of healthy people in this world.

Yo, do not disrespect him, he is MOAZAN...

by MoazanBuster November 2, 2018

Mozma

Mozma is a name given to some of the most gorgeous curvacious and loving girls. Mozma's are kind, sweet and giving. Mozma's love their family and especially love their friends. They always love going out and having a laugh and making their friends laugh. A Mozma will be there by your side in all kinds of trouble. Mozma's work very hard and try to always excel in their work. They don't like people who are users or take the people they love (or people in general) for granted. They also really dislike mean people, snobs, show offs and people with negative or bad attitudes. Mozma's often crave love and can be very cheeky. But this is often an innocent cheeky and usually is only then reserved for their loved one and friends. Mozma's are great kisses. Mozma's can also be a bit alternative and love things like tattoos and piercings - especially in the opposite sex. It is a draw card which attracts them to the opposite sex. Mozma's can also be addicted to tattoos and piercings on themselves. Mozma's also have a very positive nature and love "love"!

What a hot Mozma!

by Ta - Moz August 6, 2009

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash

The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.

"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."

by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020

mezza fanook

Italian slang for "half a fag", not necessary a homosexual but is a derogatory term

That Artie is mezza fanook. Look at him with that Pink Caddy and loud suit.

by Johnny Expresso June 16, 2006

mozaz

A Sheffield activist, photographer, and all round legend who croaked it on 23-01-2011.

Mozaz: "I'm not sure if I should go and do some Urbexing or go to the protest today"

Monkey: "Let's do both!"

by Green_Trees June 2, 2018