Mosquito

The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.

Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.

The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.

by sewingmachineohno August 1, 2011

Mosquito-ing

When you're at a bar or night-club and you run out of your drink and have no money to buy a new one, so you use a straw to steal sips from other peoples' drinks while they aren't paying attention.

"I only bought a couple of drinks, but I was mosquito-ing drinks all night, so I was feelin' pretty good!"

by AHay November 21, 2009

Monqué

Someone who acts foolish around others

Look at him, what a monqué

by TheyhateMK_ March 26, 2019

Mosquito gang

An ELITE GANG with the best members

Jonathan: I love the mosquito gang

Josh: me too

by Johnny drip drip September 22, 2022

mosquito

Small flying parasitic insects. Only the females bight you (don't mean to be sexist but it's true). The males drink nectar. The humming keeps you awake at night and drives you mad. They always find their way in regard less of whether you use citronella candles, aerogard or have fly screens. They fucking hurt when they bight and I fucking hate them. We can't irradicate them with a virus because we will catch it. We cant poison them or we hurt the environment. All we can do is smack em (smack) damn missed the little fucker..

Another mosquito basterd has bitten me between the toes. The nerve of them..

by devo February 4, 2004

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009

Mosquito Mojito

The act when your clit gets aroused, allowing all the blood to collect there for a mosquito to suck out. The mosquito will leave traces of its venom and you’ll be in a endless cycle of arousal since you’ll feel the need to itch your clit.

Your clit is so aroused, heck that’s a whole cocktail for mosquitos, call that mosquito mojito!

by Suzysue76 September 1, 2020