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Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.
Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar
by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010
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Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019
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mortar hot

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.
by chico78225 January 15, 2011
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mortar strike

by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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mortar strike

dude i just shot a mortar strike into your toilet
by myguymclovin December 17, 2018
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Mix my mortar

When two people of willing spirit engage in a coupling of anus and penetrating item use a moment of passion to gyrate their hips in alternating directions.
by Poopdiddle February 3, 2019
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Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.
Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells
by LLJFondle February 11, 2019
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