A Mormon Soak is when two young adults are still waiting for marriage to have sex, but get too frisky. This is how you Mormon Soak properly..
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
First the Male takes out his member and sticks in into the Woman's key hole, still being true to their lord and savior the Male just let's it Soak.
by RealJesusKiddi March 25, 2017
Get the mormon soak mug.Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.
2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
by SillyTamilsTrixR4Kids July 9, 2010
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by Koko January 22, 2015
Get the Mormon Booty Call mug.The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
Get the mormon third base mug.Guy 1: Did you here about Jon's new plan, he's developed an app to steal hot girls' instagram pictures as they're posted?
Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.
Guy 2: No, that sounds like a real Mormon Gangbang.
by Jon f/k/a Moped Bandito July 19, 2017
Get the Mormon Gangbang mug.Premature ejaculation, especially ejaculation prior to any direct genital stimulation. From a story about 2 Mormon adults "making-out." The couple was following church guidelines-- no tongue kissing, no laying down, no touching private areas of the body-- basically just lots of tongue-less kissing. When the woman, who was wearing a long skirt, shifted in her seat and inadvertently let her knees show for a brief second, the man ejaculated into his underwear.
I have to relieve this build-up or I might just have get a case of the Mormon knees on my date tonight.
by VallejoRob August 26, 2009
Get the Mormon knees mug.A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
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