The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm.
1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage.
2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"
2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"
by Shakawkaw November 30, 2009
Get the Good-Morgasmmug. by Morgan Hizzyopkins December 11, 2004
Get the mighty morgasmmug. by agentmob007 November 3, 2009
Get the morgasmmug. the act of slowly dying inside from looking at a fat, ugly bitch with a lisp while she tells you stories about a cruise. (aka: any female named "morgan")
As Ali listed to her friend Morgan go on and on about something useless, she realized that she was dying from a morgasm.
by Morgan's Fat June 16, 2010
Get the morgasmmug. by charlie 88 November 21, 2009
Get the morgasmmug. by snowwwzy April 22, 2011
Get the morgasmmug. A form of orgasm that only spastics and mental kids can have. If you have a morgasm, you are likely mentally disabled and should ask @indian_spastic on instagram for advice
Telltale signs include: autistic screeching, finger fiddling and weird facial expressions
Telltale signs include: autistic screeching, finger fiddling and weird facial expressions
Spastic one: what’s with Tim? He’s been acting mental lately
Spastic two: he’s probably having a morgasm
Spastic two: he’s probably having a morgasm
by Kutdkbcvkudsycvku February 10, 2019
Get the Morgasmmug.